"Seat Check" cancelled at campouts

Due to minor fireside skirmishes amongst the tribe's Little Braves, the once popular "Seat Check" to reserve a chair has officially been cancelled by the Creek Medicine Man. The new camp policy is: if you brought a chair, you own it for the weekend. If you didn't bring a chair, the Little Brave must convince his Big Brave to bring one, buy one, or re-learn the traditional "sitting Indian style", also known as "Criss Cross Apple Sauce." This demeaning style of sitting can be avoided in the future by bringing your own camp chairs!